- Candidate Class: Phi (2016 spring)
- Major: First Year
- Expected Grad Year: 2020
- Current Positions: Member
Chantelle, like everyone else, didn’t submit a bio. Lucky for her, her Big is the webmaster.
Chantelle is the biggest stereotypical sorority girl ever. She’s definitely tall, caucasian, has long blonde locks, and is currently pursuing her MRS degree. This one time, she sat me down and sang Popular from Wicked to me, and I was magically transformed into a cool person who doesn’t write silly bios. Rumour has it that she keeps dairy free ice cream in her home because she thinks it’s less fattening, but little does she know that we take turns breaking into her house and pouring lard into the tubs. If she knew, she’d totally Regina George us or push us in front of a bus or something. But she’ll never know, because I don’t think she knows how to use a computer.
Oh, and she kind of ditched us for Sailbots. Boo.